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Ask me.   Submit   Wear short skirts and too much mascara. Enjoy rain puddles. Eat cake and asparagus (but not asparagus cake). Keep travelling. Have fun.

twitter.com/mimi_intheworld:

    zodiaccity:

Libra has the worst time coping with = being given the silent treatment by loved ones, meaningless confrontation and selfish people

    zodiaccity:

    Libra has the worst time coping with = being given the silent treatment by loved ones, meaningless confrontation and selfish people

    — 2 days ago with 1164 notes
    #so tired of that shit 
    iampeevee:

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

this is pretty much my favourite fact of all time i bring it out at parties and amaze everyone

I will now bring out this fact during pauses in conversation at parties. Will report back on its success.

    iampeevee:

    lacigreen:

    besturlonhere:

    arineat:

    tryingtodisappearcompletely:

    God I hope this is true.

    Oh my god it is.

    OMFG

    i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

    WHAT

    this is pretty much my favourite fact of all time i bring it out at parties and amaze everyone

    I will now bring out this fact during pauses in conversation at parties. Will report back on its success.

    (Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via emmagrant01)

    — 2 days ago with 177836 notes
    #monster space dong 

    sorry:

    Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

    (via bloodmunster)

    — 2 days ago with 6104 notes
    #drinking 

    gypsystevie:

    ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

    (Source: queenbandaid, via showmey0ur)

    — 2 days ago with 229561 notes
    #negativity 
    gUYS I finally figured out which dog looks like Jonny Lee Miller

    cumbermums:

    gold-star-4-trying:

    For some reason, he reminds me of a Jack Russell Terrier.

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    Clever, tenacious, energetic and very lovable - a perfect fit!

    — 2 days ago with 47 notes

    australiansanta:

    i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

    (via bloodmunster)

    — 2 days ago with 451144 notes
    #in the office 

    joodanjyanaiyo:

    earthlyeyes:

    Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

    Every guy should just really look at this.

    Best visual ever created for sex ed. They should use this in school.

    (Source: feyminism, via milestowonderland)

    — 2 days ago with 162216 notes
    #sex ed  #porn v reality 

    fiendishly-nerdy:

    if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

    When I was a teacher at an “alternative school” in the US, we had an unofficial standing rule - you can step between a gang fight if the fighters are boys. Girl fights, though? Just step away. Girls don’t stop. They have nothing to prove, and quantities of hatred that mere men would wilt at. I personally have stepped between (young) Crips & Bloods and ended fights with a look of “I fucking dare you to hit me.”

    I have tried to step between girls fighting in my current (not-US) country, and even if I knew and had a positive relationship with one or both of the girls, I could not break up the fight. I am at least twice the size of the majority of my students, height- and width-wise. My physical presence is intimidating purely on size (and a well-honed “I fucking dare you” look tried and tested in Texas). We finally were able to end one of the fights by turning the hose on them. The antagonist in this case later found the other girl in a classroom (in the middle of class) and stalked in, knocked her down, and kicked the hell out of her in military grade ROTC boots. I shit you not.

    Fight like a girl? You better fucking hope you fight like a girl. 

    (via bloodmunster)

    — 2 days ago with 220244 notes
    #fight like a girl 

    badromancenovelquotes:

    ninja-gus:

    heyfunniest:

    im done

    For my author and editor friends…

    Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

    Please.

    (Source: iraffiruse, via milestowonderland)

    — 2 days ago with 234795 notes
    #illustration  #bad writing 
    misskitkatcupcake:

Reblog if you are gonna share your style in September!

    misskitkatcupcake:

    Reblog if you are gonna share your style in September!

    (via milestowonderland)

    — 2 days ago with 55 notes
    #ootdshare  #inshallah